Vamosh

Cute Answering Machine Greetings

Ok folks, I have noticed that many people that pull up this page are doing so by searching "Cute answering machine greetings". Let me help you all out. There is no such fucking thing! Don't rap, don't have your kids do it, don't have a comedy skit, don't have music on in the background and PLEASE don't do the most annoying thing, and have intro music. Ok, with all that being said, let me tell you why..... Nobody cares. Think, just for a moment, how you feel when you have to leave someone a message and have to endure whatever piece of shit greeting they force upon you. Don't you just wish you knew what button to push to skip past it so you can leave you message and hang up? Yeah.....Think about it.

7 months?

Yeah, haven't been the most dedicated of posters for the past 7 months. Sorry about that. I've traded in my blog for myspace. I try to keep it pretty active.

A little kiddie, for certain.... But it's time I quit acting like an 80 year old fart. http://www.myspace.com/znv

Satan....... Uh, I mean Cat

Awwww! My little cat likes to play. Isn't she precious. Sweet little innocent thing likes to wrestle around like she's a fighter. Such a sweetie. In fact, just a few minutes ago I was thinking about how sweet she is when I looked down at my throbbing hand.

Awwwwwww.... So sweet!

And, on a completely unrelated note, I think I've come up with a name for her. "Life". You know, so I don't start planning her death every time I see her.

Cat

So, I got a cat. Tuesday morning I got out of the shower, and heard some banging outside of the house. Thought it may have been the cable guy, but this little girl was waiting for me. Guess she sensed how lonely I was. Anyway, I swore I would never have another calico, but I didn't have much choice in the matter. Oh, and I immediately figured out why she was out on her own.... She's in heat. So, she either escaped from her previous owners house, or they threw her out the front door in the middle of the night after seeing how annoying she was, meowing and rearing up to everything that moves.

Here she is enjoying her favorite position when I sleep. Actually isn't that bad. It's just that her claws are so small, they are like needles when she does that milking thing on me. Got a ton of little puncture marks all over my side.

So, is that what happens if your father doesn't tell you he loves you enough? Anyone.......?

Promotion!

I'm happy to report that I'm now the newest Associate IT Technician with my company. W00t! That being said, I'm also happy to bring you what should be the LAST "Fucked up names of the week". This was about a months worth, and by far the best I think.....

SHAWNDENA
QUANTEELA
SHONICA
KUUIPOPUAL
WALICIA
CHINEEKA
SHAICIMAH
BOGUMILA
DINLITHA
TOEKNEE
MOIPONE
TEKEYLA
TONJICAKE
QWISHUNA
JACSHIKA
SHIGEKO
MIREYA
SHANNONTAVIA
SAMNEISHA
COQUEECE
JACQUEDA
HANEEFEH

Not much else is new. Had the water main break under my house 2 weeks ago. Could have been 3 weeks ago for all I know though, since I skipped a weekend driving out there to check on it. When I finally did make the drive, I heard water running as soon as I walked in. In a panic I run around back, and look under the house......12 inches of water. I shut off the valve out near the road, and checked it out a week later and the water was all gone. Hopefully the repair isn't to much of a pain in the ass. I don't even want to think about what the water bill is going to look like next month!

Blizzard '06

Just got socked with my 3rd Colorado Blizzard. They say it wasn't as much snow as some of the past ones, but this sure felt like the worst. First one I had to chain up for anyway. Enjoy the pictures!

When I finally got free, I took a look back